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Foodie Book Review: I Loved, I Lost, I Made Spaghetti by Giulia Melucci

2009-06-28T23:16:00.002-05:00

It’s “chick lit” meets “food lit” in this light-hearted memoir of author Giulia Melucci’s life-long search for romantic love and winning recipes, all of which are included. Since her twenties, Melucci has known exactly which ingredients will make delicious meals, but, at forty, is still looking for the recipe for true love.

The recipes included in this book are ones that were woven into Melucci’s life, from the “Healthy Penne” she makes to impress a new crush who, she hears, likes “his food clean” to the “Pear Cake for Friends with Benefits,” a dessert she whips up to entice a man who doesn’t want to commit. Melucci is perfectly candid with the fact that most of her recipes were created to impress her boyfriends, or boys she wanted to be her boyfriends. She knows exactly how to create a meal that will please any man, and her pastas end up perfect, but her relationships—not so much. She dates an alcoholic, commitment-phobes of all ages and a few men who are just downright rude.

Melucci’s honesty will make readers blush—when writing about her past relationships, she doesn’t skirt over any of the details that a more “tough” woman might not want to recall, like when she takes off work to cook Seder for one of her boyfriends, or spends a small fortune on a plane ticket to Mexico to spend the holidays with his family, acts of love which are always a little bit embarrassing to admit after you realize he’s just not that into you.

Raised in Brooklyn, Melucci grew up with an Italian father, an Italian-American mother and four siblings. She learned to cook by watching her mother prepare large, three course dinners for the family and discovered her own talent in the kitchen after college, while living on her own in New York City and cooking for countless roommates, friends and boyfriends. Melucci writes, “I was elated every time I made something that turned out well; it seemed to happen so frequently that I was elated a lot!”

Melucci discusses food as tenderly as she does her past loves—possibly even more so. Readers realize that this is indeed a love story, not between Melucci and her undeserving exes, but between Melucci and the food she cooks. Melucci’s food is simple and, true to her Italian roots, mostly based around pasta. Some recipes only include four or five ingredients, and there’s no air of pretension to them, either—several are adapted from places like Epicurious.com and Bon Appétit magazine.

Without any shred of righteous anger of self-deprecation, Melucci admits that, for some time, she has “craved the stability of a permanent partnership,” but that “it hasn’t craved me.” Nevertheless, readers will want to give her kudos for cashing in on her heartbreaks—mixing her memories together as tenderly as she would her father’s minestrone to create this wonderful memoir.

Michael Jackson, You Were So Damn Happy

2009-06-27T15:30:00.005-05:00

I'm not at all embarrassed to admit that I love Michael Jackson's music--especially now. Hey, I don't care if you like the guy, but you've got to admit, when you look past all the weird plastic surgery business and dangling poor baby Blanket out of a window, he made some damn good music. I think that the best way anyone could ever describe it is HAPPY--in all capital letters with an exclamation point or two!!! I don't think that there's any possible way to feel depressed while listening to MJ, and I would venture to say that the intro to "The Way You Make Me Feel" would crack a smile in even the hardest of hearts, like the Grinch or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Suffice to say, there have been times in my life when I was so low that I put my Michael Jackson Number Ones CD on repeat, cranked up the volume and danced around my apartment because the only alternative was to take a bottle of wine into the shower and cry. I'm not going to get all dramatic here and say that he was my hero or that "Thriller" saved my life or any such nonsense, but at least it gave me an alternative to losing myself in pity or, worse, alcohol and pills. As reports come out that a possible addiction to and overdose of Demerol may have caused MJ's death, it strikes me as extremely sad that the man responsible for bestowing all this HAPPINESS (!!) upon the world didn't have anywhere to turn for his own.

Cuckoo for Coconuts!

2009-06-16T01:36:00.008-05:00

I recently spent a few days in Miami, where I walked around in amazement at all the tropical fruits growing just about everywhere. You know those quintessential "Florida" images, with the white sand and crystal-clear waters, surrounded by palm trees? Well, look closely--they're not just palm trees, most of them are actually coconut or mango trees, and the fruit is everywhere! I'd never seen so many coconuts as I did walking along South Beach--a homeless guy gathered up all the ones that had fallen naturally to the ground in the area and was selling them to tourists for a few bucks a piece--he would drill a hole and stick a straw into them so you could drink the sweet, refreshing water. Trees along the city's highways, sidewalks and basically any area with landscaping are dotted with green coconuts and orange mangos--I can't imagine going hungry in Miami! With so many fresh fruits growing around, what stops people from just pulling it down? (Apparently, nothing, as evidenced by South Beach's smartest homeless guy!)

At Robert Is Here, a fruit stand on the way to the south entrance of the Everglades that is famous for its tropical fruit milkshakes, I came across all kinds of tropical fruits, including many that I'd never even heard of, like mamey, black sapote and jackfruit. However, I was most enamored with the coconuts.

As a child, I was in awe of these strange, hard fruits (are they fruits?) and became even more delighted by them after my mother told me that they had milk on the inside. Assuming that it was like cow's milk, I made a beeline towards them every time we went to the grocery store, and I would stand there listening to the "milk" sloshing around inside as I shook them, and trying to figure out which one had the most milk and how it got there. My parents would never buy them for me, and now I know why--you have to drill a hole into them to get the juice out, and then whack away the husk with a machete. At Robert Is Here, however, any employee can drill into or chop open your coconut free of charge! My friend Franco's parents were kind enough to buy both a green and a brown coconut for me to try, and I happily sat in the backseat of their car sipping the juice out of them on the way to the Everglades. At home that evening, when I appeared from the bathroom after washing my face, Franco was waiting excitedly for me in the living room. "Want to watch my dad chop open the coconuts with a machete?" he asked. You bet! The green coconut wasn't ripe enough to eat, but I gobbled up the brown one's meat, which was delicious with some sugar sprinkled on it. Eating raw coconut is nothing like eating the sweetened coconut flakes that can be found in the baking aisle at the grocery store, (which I happen to be doing right now) it's much harder, and I'm talking so hard you're not even sure if it's safe to eat. However, there are all sorts of supposed health benefits to consuming coconut, and they are said to especially aid in digestion, which, as someone who suffers from IBS, I am particularly happy to hear. (Please, though, don't use me as a reliable source for nutritional information--or information of any kind, for that matter. I just believe whatever I read on the internet, the parts I can remember, at least, and then pompously inform people at parties that "I've conducted extensive research on [insert topic here]" and that your opinion is wrong.)

In addition to raw coconut and coconut flakes, I am also a fan of coconut milk, though it's one of those things I really, really have to be in the mood for. I find that it can add a delicious and complex taste to curries, but that it can also have a shocking, almost offensive taste if you're not expecting sweet with your spicy. I once traded dinners with a friend at the New York City's Klong because I couldn't face the coconut milk in whatever it was that I'd ordered. Anyway, today was one of those days that I just felt, well, cuckoo for coconuts! Enough so, at least, to give Green Curry Chicken another shot.

When cooking a new dish, or, in this case, a dish that I've screwed up before, I compare several different recipes to find the one I like best, and then try to follow it as closely as I can. However, there are times when dragging myself to the grocery store to collect a very specific list of ingredients (which, if you're cooking Thai food, will always include the elusive Keffir Lime Leaves) is just not an option. Fortunately, my parents keep the house well stocked, and by that I don't just mean that we have a case of chicken broth and some frozen dinners--we could literally feed a small army with what we have stocked in the pantry and freezer. In fact, just the other day, I "went shopping" in the freezer and found, among other things, a pound each of cod fillets, flounder and mahi mahi, 2 pounds of frozen mango slices, mixed berries, four pounds of butter, a couple of frozen dinners, some salmon patties, frozen burgers, a couple of pounds of coffee, a jar of yeast, 3 bags of coconut flakes and a couple of jars of my dad's homemade barbeque sauce...see what I mean? I can usually bake breads and cookies or make a pretty extensive meal without once setting foot out of the house, and sometimes it does just seem ridiculous to bring in more food when I know I should work with what I have. This guilt, combined with my desire to not spend more money on food than we already have and to stay out of the busy grocery store left me with one option--to tailor the recipe to include the ingredients that I already had and find substitutes for ones that I didn't have.

The recipes I've encountered for Green Curry Chicken all seem either far too complex or far too simple--one from a Thai cookbook I recently made came out annoyingly bland, so this time, I used a combination of the recipe on the back of a jar of Thai Kitchen Green Curry Paste and Darlene Schmidt's "Easy Green Curry Chicken." The results were fabulous.

1 can coconut milk*
2 tbsp green curry paste
1 yellow onion, finely chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 tbsp ground coriander
1 tsp brown sugar, or to taste
2 tbsp Thai fish sauce
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
1/4 cup chicken broth
1/4 cup grated coconut
3 chicken breasts, chopped into 2-3 inch pieces
Vegetables to taste, I would recommend bean sprouts, scallions, peas, water chestnut, shiitake mushrooms, shredded carrots...
1 cup basil, or to taste
(All of the recipes you will find call for Keffir Lime Leaves, but I've never been able to find any, and that's not to say I haven't tried--I once spent an afternoon in New York City's Chinatown going from grocery store to grocery store, asking for them. They're in the curry paste, though, so I'm not too worried about it If you can find fresh ones, use about 4, chopped.)

Saute the green curry paste in the coconut milk on medium for about five minutes, then add the onion, garlic, coriander, brown sugar, Thai fish sauce and lime juice. Let simmer until it just begins to boil, and then stir in the broth. Add the chicken and shredded coconut, and cook until done. Add the vegetables with the raw chicken or just before it's done, depending on how crunchy you like them. If you like them soft, saute them in a separate pan and add at the end--the vegetable juices change the flavor of the coconut milk. Just before serving, stir in the basil--authentic recipes will call for Thai basil, but it can't really be found outside of Asian grocery stores and regular basil works just fine.

*An important note, when buying coconut milk, stick to Goya or Thai Kitchen brands--I made this recipe a second time using all the same ingredients, but a different brand of coconut milk, and it was awful--stank up the whole kitchen!

The Love[s] of My Life

2009-06-09T00:49:00.011-05:00

I'm interrupting this broadcast of my Morocco journal entries to discuss something far lighter and inconsequential: my current TV crush on Jake Green (played by Skeet Ulrich, who, if you'll kindly notice, "totally looks like" Johnny Depp) of Jericho--the sci-fi drama about the small town of Jericho, Kansas recovering after a series of terrorist attacks in which atomic bombs were dropped on at least 8 US cities.

Now, I missed all this while it was happening but, apparently, last year there was a huge pop cultural backlash when CBS canceled Jericho for the second time, which culminated when an army of outraged fans mailed boxes of peanuts to network executives. Unfortunately, their efforts were to no avail, but the producers are planning to release the show's third season in the form of a graphic novel (lame) and possibly, eventually turn the show into a feature film. But, I digress...

When I started watching Jericho last week, I was in bad shape--coming down after a month-long Mad Men binge--and I needed a quick fix. Little did I know that I had stumbled upon something just as addictive as Lost, if not more so. It gets worse, though. My entire life, I have suffered from an innate ability to develop obsessive crushes on fictional characters in television and movies which have (most embarrassingly) included, but not been limited to, Tom Cruise and a cartoon character. Oh, come on, don't act like Dimitri in Anastasia didn't make you swoon. He was hot and you know it! No? Well, maybe it had more to do with John Cusack's voice--on more than one occasion, Cusack's characters have, in fact, been the object of my desire. (All I can say about Tom Cruise is that I was very young, and it was pre-Katie, pre-Suri and pre-well, everything.) Anyway, I was fairly certain that this summer's Fictional Character Crush was going to be Chris Pine's James Tiberius Kirk, as I have seen Star Trek three times now (yes, I'm that popular), but, alas, the lord moves in mysterious ways. Enter, Jake Green of Jericho.

Jake is just the way I like my Fictional Character Crushes to be--brooding, gun-wielding and kind of dangerous, possibly a little bit crazy and, most of all, fiercely dedicated to his cause, whether it is fighting The Others for survival on a desolate island, caught on an abandoned string in the space-time continuum (Exhibit A), smuggling diamonds out of Africa (Exhibit B), a mission to uncover and reclaim his identity and avenge the death of his beloved (Exhibit C), or fighting crime in Las Vegas while battling a gambling addiction (Exhibit D). Five minutes into Jericho's pilot episode, I pegged Jake as an excellent candidate for my next Fictional Character Crush based on the facts that he drives a very cool vintage car, ran away from home five years ago under very sketchy circumstances, and has now come back to claim a large sum of money and then disappear into the mist once again. Mystery! Intrigue! Take that, stir in his commitment to doing the right thing, add a dash of his ninja/Navy Seal/criminal/spy/handyman/sniper skills, not to mention his abs of steel and his sketchy career as a private contractor in Iraq turned world-class pilot (?) and you've got yourself the recipe for the man of my dreams! Ah, yes--don't I know how to pick the good ones?

I truly believe that the only thing more fun than a crush is a Fictional Character Crush. The only problem is that, while I'm crushing on a fictional character, I only have eyes for him. (Before you judge me, please note that when I'm crushing on someone IRL--in real life--I also only have eyes for him. I'm just a one-man kind of girl!) I could go out into my real life, meet a perfectly nice, well-spoken young man, and go home thinking "he doesn't have nothing on Jake Green!" But, let's be brutally honest, he probably doesn't.

However, just like any relationship, Fictional Character Crushes are not without their drama. Oh yes, I'll never forget the Great "Sawyer vs. Sayid: Who Do I Love More?" Debate of 2007. Those confusing months actually ended with the realization that it was perhaps neither, and that without knowing it, I had loved Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Blood Diamond, Danny Archer (see Exhibit B), the entire time. Unfortunately, as is common with Leo's characters, he died, so the relationship never really had a chance to go anywhere. These days, I'm having a hard time deciding whether I am truly in love with Jake, or his childhood BFF Stanley Richmond, a true, all-American farm boy next door who loves his mama, Jesus and America, too, in that Tom Petty kind of way, makes you laugh, and doesn't have near the emotional baggage that Jake does.

However, I think that my love for Jake Green was cemented last night in a dream in which I lived in San Diego, where he and I were the best of buddies. (True story, Jake actually lives in San Diego before returning to his home town just in time for the apocalypse. I, however, have never been.) I was looking for a job (as I have been for quite some time now) and was faced with the harsh fact that if I didn't find employment soon, I would have to move back home (that already happened). I turned to Jake and begged him to hire me, since he owned a bar and was in the process of expanding it into a full restaurant, but he refused. (Jake once mentions that he worked at the Pizza Garden in Jericho in high school, but as far as I know, his forays into the food service industry ended there. I suspect this has far more to do with my interview tomorrow at a local winery and restaurant.) Livid, I demanded that he explain why. Much to my surprise, he admitted that he could not hire me because he was in love with me...plus the apocalypse was on its way, but his old friend had just arrived to help out with that, and, between the two of them, he really thought they could make a difference, and would I like to meet his friend? Why, of course. You could imagine my surprise and relief when Sayid from Lost stepped into the room, because, as I have learned, if there is anyone you want to have on your side when you might have to defend yourself, it is a former officer in the Republican Guard who happens to have "a particular set of skills." Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I was thrown into a jail cell for a crime I did not commit, where it was very cold and I only had a hospital gown (?) and a bed of hay to keep me warm, but it wasn't all bad because a friendly, baby rhinoceros came to visit once every three days to keep me company.

I'm expecting that to happen any day now.

7 Nights in Maroc: Day 2

2009-06-07T23:33:00.007-05:00

Everything that [my Middle East Studies professor] Sharon said about the friendliness and hospitality here is true. I want to stay here and continue to be taken care of forever! Tonight, the maid prepared a special dinner of fish cooked in a masala-like sauce to honor Allen's return to Rabat. He brings students here several times a year and, each time, the host-families go nuts over having him back. I really like him, too--he puts everyone at ease and never rolls his eyes if you pull out a bottle of hand sanitizer or makes you feel high maintenance for asking for bottled water. In fact, he makes sure that we only drink bottled water, and he only buys it from stalls in the market that he knows don't re-seal the caps.

The only real "problem" in this place is that going to the bathroom is always an adventure. Yesterday evening, while we were stopped on our way to Rabat for our van driver to pray, Allen asked if everyone was comfortable squatting to use the toilet. "Comfortable" might be a stretch, but I knew what I was getting into when I signed up for this trip. I squatted yesterday in the bathroom of Mohammed's restaurant, tucking my nose into my shirt, rolling my pants up from the top so they wouldn't touch the ground, being careful to touch nothing but the walls and washing up to my elbows with warm water and hand sanitizer afterwards. I knew I could do it again, but it certainly wasn't preferable even in the best of moments, and I worried that I might not be able to manage if I was peeing in the middle of the night, or sick. Allen mentioned that some of the houses we were staying at would have "western style" toilets, but some would not. I prayed the entire way into the city that I would get placed in one of the houses that did and, miraculously, my wishes came true. In fact, our bathrooms here are cleaner than my apartment back home--I just have to get used to showering out in the open*. They don't have a bathtub or a shower curtain, just a drain in the middle of the floor, so everything gets wet!

Outside, in the streets--especially these winding, cobblestone "rues" in the old medina--everything smells slightly of pee, and I swear I saw shit smeared in the street. Beggars in the market walk around with open wounds--this one man today was lying on the ground, a cut on his leg so swollen with pus that he could hardly move it. I'll never forget the sight--the sad little man, sprawled out on the ground in the busiest street in the market with his hands outstretched, begging for money as people made a delicate path around him on either side. I do not know why or how some countries become more "developed" than others--how "proper" sanitation systems come into being, with a regimented garbage pick up (the litter here is also unbelievable) and landfills and all that. Who thinks of these things? I am the only one of the girls on my trip who seems to be making a point of wearing closed-toe shoes with socks at all times, and I worry that the others might be more susceptible to germs in their sandals and flip-flops.

Despite the filth, though, I am still so happy to be here and remain fascinated with the people--just as much as they are with me. I also haven't slept so well since I left Texas! [Prior to Morocco, I was in Burlington, VT and then Sevilla, Spain, neither of which have air conditioning. In the heat of the summer, this can make for some extraordinarily sleepless nights.] Even though it is hot outside and the houses here do not have air conditioning either, the tiled walls and floors cool the house-- to stay cool, I press my flushed cheek up against the cold wall, or sleep with my back up against it.

This morning, we went to Chellah, where I saw a real African vista!

This view, just a short ride outside the city, cemented for me the knowledge that I am in Africa. Honestly, this place is so magical that it's easy to forget where I am, but, every so often, there's a reminder, like the gas stations with the word "Afrique" on their awnings, and a thrill runs through my body when I remember this important, exotic, diverse, challenged continent that I'm walking upon. Coming here is something that I've wanted to do my entire life, and I sometimes have trouble believing that I am really here. I don't think that the other students on the trip really like me--I must seem unfriendly, or they sense that I'm not going to bond with them because I'm constantly staring out the window in amazement, or have my face hidden behind my camera, trying to capture everything. Quite frankly, they're exactly right--I've waited too long to come here to waste my time hearing about their sex lives or their drunken exploits back in Spain and playing card games in the van to pass the time. I'm not about to let anyone stand in the way of my squeezing as much Morocco as I can out of every moment.

*My host family's house would become a hot-spot for the others to use the bathroom, and they would sometimes walk home with me or Kara in pairs, to get at least one good release in before heading back home to be faced with their holes-in-the-ground. I was astounded one afternoon when, at one of the other host family's houses, I discovered a seemingly abandoned bathroom in a door off to the side of the hole that housed an oversized sink, an old refrigerator and a "western style" toilet. It was dark and wet, and there were no windows or a light switch, so I propped the door open, dropped my pants and just prayed that none of their little boys would wander in while I was peeing, or that none of the maids would come by and shut the door! Panic rose when I realized that the toilet didn't seem to be functioning, and, thus, wouldn't flush, and I have no idea what ultimately became of the situation. What shocked me the most is that these people had a fully functional (well, maybe not "functional," but capable to say the least) toilet, yet they still preferred the hole. That is just a cultural divide I'll never cross!

7 Nights in Maroc: Day 1

2009-06-06T23:04:00.004-05:00

Inspired by Diane Johnson's Lulu in Marrakech, and the fact that I won't be doing any new traveling this summer, I decided to dig out the journal that I kept during my trip to Morocco in 2007. Since it was such a once-in-a-lifetime experience for me, I did my best to record every moment, and I'd like to share that with you now.

Morocco is everything I imagined it would be! I want to move here. I want to marry a Moroccan and live in Morocco and have Moroccan babies. I feel so lucky to be here!

In some ways, I feel as though I'm somewhere completely foreign, yet I also feel this intense sense of familiarity. I have to keep reminding myself that the scenes in front of me are real, and not from Google image searches or one of my books or movies. I can't decide whether or not it's better to know everything about a country before you go there, or not. I've been preparing for this trip my whole life. I gained a feeling of comfort with the culture because of that, but I think I lost the twinge of excitement I get when I arrive somewhere and have no idea where I am.

Anyway, I was most looking forward to hearing the call to prayer. I've read about how it echoes through the city and can be loud enough to wake you in the early hours of the morning. It's not that loud, unfortunately! (Disappointment.) But, beautiful nonetheless. Is it strange to think of it from the perspective of the people who live here, as akin to the church bells on campus back home. Not by meaning, but in that it marks the passage of time and makes one feel comforted.

I keep forgetting I'm in a developing country. Our house is so clean and beautiful and the people on the streets are wonderfully friendly--even the men. I can't imagine any of the things reported by the girls in the previous session--cat calls, getting groped in the souk. In Spain, yes, but here? I can't see it.

Today, we met a wonderful man named Mohammed who told us that "Morocco is our country now," as he showed us around Asilah.

He was so friendly when he met our group, sitting in the sun outside the restaurant where he works, chugging a can of Coke Light. In just a few hours, I developed a most inappropriate crush on him. After he left, Allen explained that every time he brings a group through Asilah, he hires Mohammed to show them around for a few hours, and that, over the years, he's grown to see Mohammed as an adopted son. He said that Mohammed would have been embarrassed to admit that he lives in the shantytowns on the outskirts of Asilah, which is so common here. When Allen explained this, I can't really describe how I felt as being anything other than "final," as though I had just gotten the answer to everything I'd been asking myself all day. Yes, I do feel like a foreigner here; no, I will never see Mohammed again--we're not going to exchange email addresses and become pen pals. Coming to Morocco and meeting a wonderful local made me feel so integrated, like I could be a part of this--like I am a part of this. But, realizing in a split second that I am world's away from my new friend made me feel a thousand times more removed. I expect that is the nature of Morocco--it pulls you in and pushes you out simultaneously. I think there are many layers to life here that will begin to uncover themselves as time goes on, Inshallah.

Cooking for One: Give Me One Good Reason Not To

2009-05-29T00:29:00.006-05:00

You know those crisp, early fall evenings when you just want it to be Thanksgiving already? It's as though, practically overnight, a little button switches inside my brain, sending my body into a pumpkin frenzy. I start burning pumpkin candles, eating Kaddo Bourani and making Pumpkin Custard--my "healthy" version of pumpkin pie, which is actually pretty healthy already. Just follow the Libby's recipe, substitute brown sugar for white sugar, and forgo the pie crust. Instead, bake it in a glass baking pan and scoop out the sweet filling. A pan of Pumpkin Custard in the oven fills the house with a divine, homey smell. A friend came over for dinner once, just as I had taken one out of the oven, and the first thing she said was "it smells like a home in here." In the midst of one of my periods of pumpkin overload, a roommate suggested Rachael Ray's pumpkin pasta. "I made a ton of it last year," she said. "I can't remember what it was for, but I made a ton and it was really good."

This particular young lady rarely cooked anything fancier for dinner than a bowl of pasta with butter and parmesan cheese, while, several days a week, I cooked delicious, gourmet meals for myself that were large enough to last through 4-5 meals. Seeing her simple meals always made me feel like I overindulged, and I was slightly miffed by the way she worded her suggestion. "Wait," I thought, "what do you mean 'what it was for?' Why not for yourself?" I hadn't seen the recipe, but it sounded like it would be cheap to make. Pasta, a can of pumpkin...maybe some olive oil or butter? None of those ingredients struck me as any sort of delicacy. They did strike me, however, as inexpensive, everyday ingredients put together in a way that would add variety to one's sack lunch or dinner-for-one-in-front-of-the-TV, especially if that person wasn't so inclined to put a whole lot of effort into their meals.

In fact, when I looked up the recipe, I learned that it's full name is "Penne-Wise Pumpkin Pasta," and that it was created to be a tasty, healthy meal for those on a budget. Granted, there's a little bit more to it than dumping a can of Libby's and some pasta together, but I still resented the idea that, for some people, tasty meals were reserved only for dinner parties, impressing men, or eating out. What is so wrong with cooking yourself a nice meal and having it to look forward to when you come home from work, or to bring in a sack lunch to heat up and enjoy during a break from your soul-sucking job? Doesn't it make everything so much more pleasant?

When I started reading Giulia Melucci's I Loved, I Lost, I Made Spaghetti a few days ago, which is a memoir of Melucci's life long search for romantic love, failed relationships, overarching love of the culinary arts and how those two areas of her life have always intertwined. At first, I thought Melucci to be a kindred spirit, but I was shocked when I read her admittance that, during a dating dry-spell, her cooking "slowed down outside of relationship and domesticity," and that cooking for others (i.e., a man) is part of its appeal. I've always thought it of utmost importance to do stuff, to have interests and hobbies--to build my life around things that I actually like doing. Things that I do for myself, rather than to impress others. Cooking for myself is chief among those things that I like doing, and I like that it also seems to say "hey, look at how good I am at taking care of myself."

My point is, if you like doing something, why not just do it? Why wait around for someone to do it with? As someone who has never been in a relationship, it probably comes naturally to do nice things for myself--I mean, what's the alternative? Being bored all the time and waiting for someone to walk into my life so that I can finally start living it? Ugh, no thanks. It saddened me when Melucci reluctantly admits that she doesn't begin cooking for herself until later in life, and that doing so is part of her acceptance that "being alone" is probably her destiny. She fills the chapter in which she discusses this with self-deprecating quips like, "if a single girl cooks a fabulous meal, and no one tastes it but me, does it really even exist?" and mentions how saddened she is by those delicious, impromptu meals made to keep leftover ingredients from going bad. You know, the kind that no one but she will ever taste because they can't ever really be re-created. But, what on God's green earth is wrong with that? Not that I care all that much what men think these days (No, I haven't turned into a lesbian, I just literally don't care anymore--take me, or leave me.) but aren't people who respect themselves enough to eat well, have hobbies and do things just ridiculously attractive? After all, I can't recall anyone ever saying "I married her because she was the most boring woman I've ever met!"

The Importance of Salad Dressing

2009-05-27T14:49:00.007-05:00

I've been known to, on occasion, go through periods of eating nothing but salads. For about a year in college, I ate from the cafeteria's salad bar at least once a day, if not twice. Weekends were the worst part, because I could always count on some vital ingredient being left out all together or looking too suspect to eat. However, an offense far worse than wilted looking spring leaves was when they didn't have the right salad dressing. Being the food snob that I am, there are some things that I simply refuse to eat, and ranch dressing (except with the occasional carrot stick) is chief among them, followed by anything from McDonald's and any Budweiser, Coors or Miller brand beers. The only "acceptable" dressing my school's little cafeteria had to offer was a raspberry vinaigrette, which was quite tasty, although I'm certain it was high fructose corn syrup in disguise. Back then, though, it was good enough for me. Apparently, the other students thought so as well, as it was often missing from the spread, and after it had disappeared, no amount of begging the cafeteria employees could bring it back--one woman even deigned to tell me that they never had such a thing! Anytime they didn't have it, the Rolling Stones "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" played in my head as I allowed my day to be ruined by my failure to obtain the key ingredient to the salad I had spent the entire morning daydreaming about. I would curse every dime of tuition I paid to the institution and settle for an inferior sandwich, or, on some particularly maddening days, a burger, and eat it, stewing alone in the corner seat of the dining hall.

It was then that I realized it was time to take matters into my own hands. Back then, I enjoyed going to the grocery store just about as much as one does having a root canal, and went to great lengths to avoid it. I ate a lot of leftovers, scrambled eggs and occasionally made meals out of Pop Tarts, but when those ran out, I was faced with the dilemma of eating the dregs of my pantry, which, for years, included a box of rice noodles whose origins were unknown and a box of Saltine crackers purchased by a friend when I had food poisoning. One evening, on the way home from school, I decided to avoid the grocery store once again, and prayed that maybe I would get too involved in that night's episode of Lost to get hungry. Since there was a fat chance of this happening, and I knew that I had already finished all the eggs, Pop Tarts, packets of oatmeal and pancake mix (breakfast foods for dinner were also a college staple) days ago, I realized, as I pulled into the parking lot of my apartment complex, that I would probably have to have to eat the rice noodles, if I wanted to avoid the grocery store one more time. I consider what happened next to be my finest act of culinary heroism, because I marched into the small kitchen of my apartment and, as if by magic, pulled out a box of cous cous and a yellow onion. I never figured out how the onion had materialized in my pantry, but why look a gift horse in the mouth? A simple meal of grilled onion and cous cous kept me away from the grocery store for two more days, and serves as a lifelong reminder that, yes, one often can make something out of nothing.

Suffice to say, in those days, it usually took an act of God to get me into a grocery store, so I took myself and everyone around me by surprise when, in the middle of the day on one of those wretched, no-dressing days when the world and all it's inhabitants were against me, I drove straight from the salad bar to the grocery store and bought a five year supply of Newman's Own Light Raspberry & Walnut dressing and a package of 8 Mini-Round Gladware containers. From then on, I slept the peaceful sleep of a human being who knew that her day would never be ruined by an incompetent lack of salad dressing again.

Every morning, I would fill up one of the Gladware containers with my dressing of choice, seal the lid tightly and enclose it inside a Ziploc bag to avoid any mishaps, and drop it into my backpack or purse. My college experience happened to be blessed with professors who cared very little about formalities, preferred to be called by their first names and could not give less of a shit whether we ate lunch or got up to go to the bathroom during class. The semester that I started bringing my own salad dressing to school, I usually ate my lunch during the first few minutes of my grant writing class, impressing both my professor and peers with my salad dressing ingenuity. Secretly, I hoped that I would become known around campus as the Girl Who Brings Who Her Own Salad Dressing to School and that, maybe, a Facebook fan club devoted to me would pop up one day. As far as I know, this never happened--more evidence of the fact that the world is so much less interested in you than you might think (a fact of life that can be comforting, especially during embarrassing moments, like when you show up to a conference in dirty jeans, a sweater and tennis shoes and realize that you failed to get the memo about business casual attire). But, it did allow me to live in relative culinary peace, brought the price of my salad by weight down to a very reasonable amount and, most important, taught me that, very rarely, does the world provide what you want. You've got to go out there and find it yourself.

Meredith's College Salad

2 large handfuls leafy greens
Chopped red onion, to taste
4 yolks of hard boiled eggs, crushed
Chick peas, to taste
Shaved cheddar cheese, to taste
Raisins, to taste
Croutons or toasted walnuts, to taste
2 tablespoons Newman's Own Light Raspberry & Walnut Dressing

Fill the bottom of a large, styrofoam to-go container with the lettuce, and sprinkle the following ingredients on top, making sure to end with the salad dressing. Pour the dressing lightly over all areas of the salad, making sure to reach all corners. Close the lid and shake.

My Dirty Little Secret

2009-05-22T16:51:00.010-05:00

I did something this afternoon that I once vowed I'd never do. Looking back, I realize that I probably set myself up weeks ago, when I began a ruthless assault against the stacks and stacks of "stuff" piled high in my room, including the books, which, for many years, I've refused to weed out. After all, one can never have too many books, right? Well, when it gets to the point where you start to seriously consider constructing furniture out of them, then the answer is probably yes. Anyway, I should have known yesterday that I was just a few steps away from counting them entirely when I was struck with the brilliant organizational idea to divide them into two piles, one of those that I've read, and one of those that I have yet to read.

I come from a long line of book lovers. No, scratch that--I come from a long line of people who have a sickness and can exert absolutely no control when it comes to buying books. In my family, Knowing exactly how many books you have is like counting the calories in a piece of cheesecake--you're better off just not knowing. But, this afternoon, standing above those books in their neat piles on the floor of my bedroom, I couldn't stop myself from counting. It was as though the devil drove me to do it--tentatively, at first, and then obsessively going over them three times to make sure that my numbers were exact.

Ok, are you ready to hear the grand total? I'll tell you as long as you promise not to tell anyone else. Without counting a fair number that I have on loan to a friend right now, I own 295 books. Yes. Nearly twice my body weight. Actually...even that estimate is a little bit padded, because that is actually just the number of read-able books I own, and does not include textbooks, cookbooks, photography books, reference books and travel guides...or the two sitting next to me on the desk that I'm getting ready to send to a friend. (I promise I wasn't trying to further pad the number, I just forgot about those two.)

Out of those 295 books, I've read, from cover to cover, 84 of them. Out of the 211 remaining, unread books, I have partially read 36 of them. The even dirtier secret is that, just last week, maybe because I subconsciously knew that I would soon feel compelled to find out the number of books I own and publish it on the Internet, I filled two extra-large LL Bean boat and tote bags full of books and sold them to Half Price Books. Without re-filling the bags or searching for the sale receipt, both of which I am much too lazy to do, it is impossible to say how many were sold, but I think that, for the sake of everyone involved, that is a number better left unknown.

I doubt that I'd feel as guilty about admitting the total if it weren't for the fact that the number of books that I've read isn't even half of the number of those that I haven't. I'm not sure if the fact that I read non-fiction, which typically takes longer to get through than fiction accounts for anything, because it seems to me that this would cause a sane person to simply buy fewer books. However, the fact is that honestly, I don't feel that guilty about it. I love books. God, I love them so much. Each book is an opportunity to learn about life by sharing someone else's experiences. I tend to feel lost when I don't have anything to look forward to--when I'm not planning a fantastic trip or a fabulous dinner, and I often feel overwhelmed by my desire to experience, well, everything, and knowing that there's not nearly enough time for it all. It is a great comfort to me to know that I have more than my body weight in unread books, each of them bound to fill my soul with new adventures. And, even now, in the bleakest moments following the realization of my addiction, I still swear that there is nothing, absolutely nothing in this world better than a brand new stack of unread books.

Shame On You, JetBlue. (Yeah, I Said It.)

2009-04-30T01:00:00.005-05:00

Transcript of the letter of "concern" I just wrote to JetBlue:

Ok, I love JetBlue. You guys consistently have the lowest fares for the places I fly and the staff and crew have always exceeded my expectations for customer service. I was thrilled to hear about the partnership with Aer Lingus, which is my favorite overseas carrier--great service, great food, even their planes are cute!

The only thing that I don't like, and I mean REALLY don't like is that, in order to keep my TrueBlue points, I had to get an American Express card. It's not the fact that I had to apply for a new credit card to get them--I was ready and willing to do that! It's the fact that it's with American Express, who, in my opinion, provides the worst customer service. Along with millions of Americans, I was recently laid off. Which meant that my source of income was cut off, which meant that I had trouble making payments to my credit card. And I'm not talking about thousands of dollars worth of debt--I'm talking about small, monthly payments. $300. $25. $90. When I lost my job, I called Visa immediately and explained the situation, and asked what they could do to help me. (I had about $1500 worth of debt on that card that I had been working to pay off at the time I lost my job.) They bent over BACKWARDS to help--cancelled late fees and adjusted my rate. American Express could not be bothered to help--they've only made the problem worse, tacking on another $30 late fee when it took me an extra two days after my billing cycle ended to scrape together the $350 that it took to pay off my purchases that month. When I called to explain my situation, they even had the audacity to not only refuse to help, but to condescendingly tell me that I would "be hoping things would turn around for me." I'm sorry, but have you watched the news lately? Things aren't going to turn around for me, or any of the other millions of Americans who've recently lost their jobs anytime soon. What irks me the most is that I was never irresponsible with my credit card, and I'm not sitting on about $9,000 worth of credit card debt, which is the national average. No, I'm lying awake at night trying to figure out how I can make the $30 payment before May 13, when I'll get charged another $30.

JetBlue, I'm sorry if you've felt like this has been a tangent, but my point is that your company is one that constantly exhibits the highest quality of customer service, yet you've chosen to partner with American Express, who, at least to me, exhibits the lowest. So, from one of your most loyal customers, all I can say is: :(

Shrimp Pasta with Roasted Red Pepper and Saffron Sauce

2009-03-19T18:14:00.002-05:00

Living off unemployment leaves one with few luxuries in life, but the smell of the water during my beautiful afternoon walk around the Jefferson Memorial and Tidal Basin left me with an unstoppable craving for seafood. Getting caught up in the moment, I texted an (employed) friend and asked if he wanted to meet me at Legal Seafoods. Very quickly after, I came to my senses and realized that, regardless of the fact that I do deserve to be rewarded every so often, I simply could not afford to splurge on a seafood dinner. Fortunately, my friend already had other plans, and I was left alone. (Due to my irrational fear of dining alone, I know that my wallet is always safe when someone is unable to meet me for dinner or drinks.) On my walk back to the Metro, I did my best to shelve that seafood craving, only to be hit with a sudden inspiration when I remembered the Roasted Red Pepper and Saffron Sauce that had been sitting in my freezer for several months, waiting for a "special occasional." I decided to improvise my favorite seafood dish (Pasta with Salmon in a Cream Sauce) by using the frozen shrimp I had splurged on at Whole Foods several weeks before when I decided to make jumbalaya. On the way home, I bought some smoked salmon, a bag of baby arugula, a bottle of Newman's Own Raspberry and Walnut Vinaigrette and some toasted walnuts. The sauce was runnier than I'd remembered, so I added some flour after heating it up, and cooked the pasta while I peeled the shrimp. Once I realized how much more expensive peeled and de-veined shrimp are, I became a lot less grossed out by their little exoskeletons! When the pasta was ready, I poured in the sauce and let it marinate for a few minutes while the shrimp cooked and I cut up the salmon. I threw the salad together and poured a glass of Sauvignon Blanc, and sat down to enjoy this wonderful meal. As I waited for The Real Housewives of New York City came on, I became unbelievably proud of the fact that I'd prepared this beautiful gourmet meal in less than twenty minutes and mostly with ingredients I had lying around my own kitchen. Shrimp pasta runs between $17-25 in most restaurants, the tip and a glass of wine could easily push the bill past $30, and I'd probably be too much of a pig to save some for leftovers.

When I think about how much money I spent on restaurants before I became interested in cooking, it really makes me sick. In order to save money, I tried to go back to my college staples--frozen vegetables, yogurt mixed with granola, frozen chicken breasts...but after tasting so much good food, I couldn't go back to eating those same, boring meals, knowing what yummy treats lied waiting just around the corner. Realizing that I wanted to look forward to every meal, I threw myself into the world of fine cooking. I've been continually shocked to see how much money it has saved me, despite the cost of ingredients. Building a kitchen can be expensive in the beginning, and my grocery bills for one meal usually cost about as much as I would have spent one one dinner and a drink. It can look expensive, but the difference is that, buying ingredients from the store for one dish, you'll have enough for 4-5 meals. Think about it--lunch for a week for $25! It's easy to freeze leftovers and use ingredients, especially ones like shrimp, interchangeably. Chances are you won't use that whole can of chicken broth, or the whole onion, but I can think of very few dishes that don't call for chicken broth or onions. In fact, the only reason I thought to add roasted red peppers to this sauce was because I needed to use one I had leftover. See what I'm getting at?

Next time you're ready to pamper yourself and can't afford to eat out, try this!

Roasted Red Pepper and Saffron Sauce (adapted from Tapas by Suanna Tee)

2/3 cup dry white wine
2/3 cup chicken or fish stock
large pinch saffron threads
1 roasted red pepper
2/3 cup light cream
squeeze of lemon juice
salt and pepper to taste

Put the wine, chicken stock and saffron into a pan and let simmer for 15 minutes. Puree the roasted red pepper, and add it to the simmering sauce. Remove from heat and add the cream, squeeze of lemon and salt and pepper to taste. The flavor of this sauce is enhanced by the juice from shrimp or scallops. You may add (cooked) shrimp or scallops to the sauce before putting in the roasted red pepper, if you wish, or cook the sauce separately and drizzle it over the shrimp or scallops later. This is wonderful with angel hair pasta and smoked salmon. (The smoked salmon adds a delicious, full salty flavor--I don't think baked or sauteed salmon would be as good.)

Always Be Dressed for Involvement in a Government Conspiracy

2009-02-08T12:46:00.007-06:00

I've always harbored a secret fantasy that one day, through no fault of my own, I will be swept up in a government conspiracy alongside the likes of Matt Damon in The Bourne Identity. (I'm thinking it will probably look something like this, just so you can get a visual.)

Only, it's not so secret, and it's really not so much a fantasy as it is an assumption. So, the other day, while walking alone along Connecticut Avenue from the grocery store, I instinctively (yes, instinctively--I'm going to make a great spy's accomplice someday) reached into my pocket when the phone started ringing. Immediately, I knew that it wasn't my phone (my ringtone is Michael Jackson), but the one that someone had placed on me without my noticing. As I reached for the phone, I had the presence of mind to wonder if maybe I was just a little on the crazy side, because, instead of thinking "holy shit, what is this phone doing in my pocket if it's not mine?" I thought, "my time has come." As I took in my old tennis shoes and sweatshirt and wet hair, the next thought that ran through my head was "shit, I am so not dressed for this."

Fortunately, I couldn't find the phone and quickly deduced that, no, this was not my time--just a false alarm, and one from which I learned a great deal...always, always, always be dressed for involvement in a government conspiracy.

Stealing the General's Chicken

2009-01-13T00:41:00.003-06:00

I could look up a recipe, go to the grocery store, gather the ingredients and cook a new meal every day of my life. That's what I miss most about having an income--not shopping without guilt, or going to the bars, but grocery shopping. Fortunately, I've been able to heat up and enjoy the delicious leftovers I've kept in my freezer the past few months, without spending a dime.

Tonight, though, I marched off to the grocery store in a huff of frustration at the state of my various job applications in pursuit off something else...several days ago, I'd decided to make General Tso's Chicken. I found a recipe that people raved about and followed it with a mathematical precision, as I'd never cooked General Tso's Chicken before, or any Chinese food for that matter. Nor had I ever deep fried anything. I was scared--I feared I would end up at the hospital with burns over most of my body, but, alas, I somehow managed to pull the whole thing off without a hitch. All I have to say is that I sincerely wish that deep frying wasn't so unhealthy, because, not only is fried chicken obviously delicious, but it's delightfully fun to make. It recently dawned on me that cooking is a science, and I've become even more fascinated with it since I've begun to think of it in that manner. Why does the batter fry instantly after it's dropped into the oil? And why does it become hard so quickly? And the sauce, the disgusting, brown sludge that I poured into the pan, what makes it thicken and glaze so beautifully, and so suddenly? I stood over it thinking, after a few minutes, "this is never going to work," and turned around to put some dishes into the sink. When I turned back five seconds later, the sludge had transformed!

Cooking is magic. And what I love most about it is that I'm just getting started. I'm fascinated by the basic elements, and I've barely even scratched the surface. I am reading Garlic and Sapphires by Ruth Reichl, former restaurant reviewer for the NYT, and the meals she describes are like none I could ever dream of. I'm proud of myself for going without a recipe every once in awhile, but I can only dream of creating something restaurant worthy.

The World Is My Burrito

2009-01-11T23:28:00.004-06:00

If you have not already heard--and please don't feel sorry for me--I lost my job about a month ago. There are lots of other opportunities out there that are much better suited to me. I think I hate telling people that I lost my job more so than I hated losing my job, because, honestly, I really don't really feel like I "lost" anything at all. I felt like such an outsider everyday that I spent there--I can't remember one time when I felt passionate about the work that I did, and when I watched others get into heated arguments (it happened frequently) about our material, I inevitably found myself standing there, head cocked curiously to the side, wondering "why do you care so much?"

However, I wish people would stop asking me what "field" I'm in, what "type" of work I do. I've only been out of school for a year, and I don't want to continue doing the type of work that I've been doing. Wouldn't it be awful if you had only one shot?

I may not have solid career goals, but I know what I like. And what I don't like. And my qualities, as they may or may not relate to the workplace. I enjoy people. I enjoy asking questions, but I don't like to be questioned myself--at least not overtly, in a confrontational manner, and, believe me, this is where people generally fail. Asking questions is an art, and subtlety must be practiced. When conversing, my mind is always one step ahead. Instead of asking subtle questions, I subtly steer the conversation in the direction I want it to go. In the right situation, I love talking about myself. And I'm good at talking. When necessary, I can be delightfully entertaining, and I never allow an awkward silence to last for more than a few beats.

I hate the 9-5 lifestyle, I hate getting up for work, I hate the commute. I hate sitting behind the same desk everyday, going to the same meeting everyday. Living like that sucked the creativity out of me, kind of like this Diet Coke I'm drinking is sucking the calcium out of my bones. I felt like the walking dead. I used to lay awake at night thinking of new projects, and I tackled most of them full on. Sure, some fell by the wayside, or just never got started, but at least I cared enough about them to regret it. Now, I just come home and stare at the TV for five hours before falling asleep and most nights I wish I could just stay asleep forever. I don't mean that in some emo, suicidal way...it's just that I care so little about anything I've done in the past year that I might as well have been sleeping.

I think the best ideas are born through conversation, preferably around good music, good food and drinks. I love writing. I love reading too, but, I probably love writing more. And I'm good at it. I love cooking. I love learning about food. I love baking. I love the science behind it. In fact, if they had taught that in chemistry, I probably would have retained some of that information.

Most of all, I love traveling.

I don't want to just read about things--I want to see them for myself. Even about the most exciting events, I don't read news reports about them, or biographies of the key players. I read autobiographies of people who were there. Because if I can't be there myself, the next best thing is to hear about it from someone who was. It's obvious to me now that I was born to be a writer--a journalist. I'm just trying to figure out how to do that. Please bear with me.

This Blog Was Written By A Man?

2008-11-18T20:38:00.003-06:00

By the way, I keep four different blogs, and, when the Gender Analyzer told me that the first one was written by a man, I thought it must be a fluke. But...the next three as well? Pray tell, what is so manly about my writing style?

It Was A Weekend of Cooking!

2008-11-18T16:00:00.000-06:00

Like none other. My feet literally hurt from standing in the kitchen for so many hours. It started on Thursday night, at Townhouse Tavern in Dupont Circle, where, at 1 am, I told the bartender I was in the mood for something fruity, preferably with mango in it. She said that any other night, she wouldn't have been able to help me, but just happened to have the perfect juice. She pulled out a bottle of Tropicana Pure Valencia Orange Juice with Mango, which is about $5 at the grocery store, and completely worth it. She mixed it with Stoli Orange and a little bit of ginger ale, to give it some fizz, although that's completely optional. God knows how many I had, and I woke up the next morning with a pounding headache because I failed to hydrate myself. Not because of this semi-healthy beverage, however!

I've gone through almost two bottles of Tropicana Pure since then--not mixed with alcohol, and I'm not getting sick of it anytime soon! I altered the drink recipe a bit, just to suit my preference of tequila over vodka...and the fact that I'm too poor/cheap to have both!

3 Parts Tropicana Pure
1 1/2 Part Tequila
1 Part ginger ale or Sprite

The next day, after making myself some eggs and tater tots and swallowing my ibuprofen with about a gallon of water, I cooked a pork roast in balsalmic orange sauce. I was quite proud of myself--I've never cooked a freakin' pork roast! That's something my grandmother would do...I had no idea what I was doing! However, because of that, I actually felt challenged in the kitchen for the first time. It came out delicious, and, slow cooked in the oven at a low temperature for hours, pork roast pulls perfectly, and can taste "like pork flavored butter," as some woman on the internet put it, when the internal temperature reaches 200 degrees. I don't have a meat thermometer, so I had just to guess, and I took it out when the meat pulled easily with a fork and there was no pink left.

On Saturday, I made Moroccan Chicken with Dates with a friend, and was highly disappointed to find that it was largely the same recipe I had already been using for Moroccan Chicken, just with dates instead of apricots, and with a ras al hanout mixture, instead of garam masala, which I couldn't tell the difference between. Both recipes are good, however, I prefer my old standby, which includes tomatoes, chick peas and raisins.

What really stood out was the Roasted Red Pepper Pesto Crostini. For crostini, you can use whatever bread is lying around, although I can't imagine that Mrs. Baird's white bread would be very good, but, who eats that stuff these days anyway? Before baking it, I dip the bread in olive oil on either side, which, I'm sure, negates any of the healthy qualities of using whole grain bread, but it sure does make it easier for me to trick myself into thinking it's good for me! The crostini, with olive oil, sea salt, and garlic, is delicious by itself as a decadent snack, but can be turned into a real treat with the pesto, which actually looks quite festive, and would like great in a Christmas spread.

The great cooking weekend was unfortunately marked by a tragedy. The worst kind of tragedy, too--a pie tragedy. :( Just don't ever slide a pie around on the counter, as though you're Tom Cruise in Cocktail. Doesn't end well.

Thanks, Sarah

2008-10-29T15:48:00.001-05:00

I've always wondered how long I needed glasses before I found out that I did. The transformation was amazing--who knew that you were supposed to be able to see each, individual leaf on a tree? And that the font my teacher used in PowerPoint presentations wasn't really that small? And, while I know the practical uses far outweigh the aesthetic, as someone who doesn't like to wear jewelry, being able to accessorize with eyeware presented a fabulous opportunity! Yes, despite the obvious hassles like dirty lenses and no peripheral vision, I was glad to wear glasses. I wouldn't have had it any other way...

Until this one episode of Will & Grace, where Will's response to Jack's new glasses is "boys don't kiss girls who wear glasses." I was a sophomore in college, and had never had a boyfriend or, really, made out with anyone, and I was feeling more and more everyday like there was something "wrong" with me. When I heard that phrase, I felt my cheeks burn with embarrassment, and I surreptitiously looked around the room at my friends, hoping they wouldn't put these two obvious ideas together, as I just had. The next day, I asked my friend Zac if he'd ever liked a girl who wore glasses. He said no, and then I told him what I'd heard on Will & Grace, and that I was beginning to think that, maybe, contact lenses were the first step on the road to...you know.

He told me it was high time I got contacts.

The next day, I made an appointment with my eye doctor, to be fitted for contacts. Six months later, I started dating someone. It was a disaster of a relationship, and one that would cause me grief for the next two years, but, hey, sans glasses, I finally made out with a boy.

These days, I wear contacts most of the time anyway, especially when it's sunny, because I like to accessorize with sunglasses. However, in the winter, I'm more apt to sleep a little bit later and leave contacts out of my morning ritual.

Not on date nights, though.

Recently, while preparing for a date, I asked a friend to help me choose between two different outfits. It was an overcast, blustery day, so I wore my glasses to work, but threw my contacts in my purse as I left the apartment that morning. I groaned about having to go put them in, which would inevitably mess up my make-up. She said "dude, you look way cute in glasses!" And she's right--I've always loved the way I look in my glasses.

Just then, an image of Sarah Palin popped into my head. Even I have to admit that, while the woman may be horrendously ugly on the inside, she's pretty smokin' on the outside. And what would she be without her Kawasaki rimless glasses? Just another piece of Alaskan trailer trash! So, I'd like to take this opportunity to extend my thanks to Sarah Palin, for bringing back the sexy librarian look. Or, at least, helping me to come to terms with my own!

(Oh, and, by the way, that date ended with a kiss.)

PS - No, I still won't vote for you. And I think your daughter is a slut. Hell, you're probably a slut, too.

...What I've Learned So Far (in the kitchen)

2008-10-22T21:41:00.000-05:00

1. Always double the amount of tomatoes. Nothing was ever ruined by having too many tomatoes.

2. Always halve the amount of oregano, parsley too. As benign as they seem, there's nothing worse than that leafy, dry, "too much parsley" flavor.

3. Stop adding ingredients when you feel like there's something missing. Put it away and start again tomorrow.

Someone Who Deserves More

2008-10-19T23:18:00.001-05:00

Over the weekend, I met a man named Howard. He's 33, which, by today's standards, is very young. Yet, he seems so much older. While he shared some of his deepest, most personal thoughts, which I am now broadcasting on the internet, he admittedly is very shy. Howard is the type of man I can see, very carefully, making dinner for one, and settling down to watch the History Channel in the evenings. Despite the fact that he wants to settle down with the right woman and have a family, unlike most men in his age group in major metropolitan areas, he is not married, has never had a girlfriend, and is still a virgin. He is a man of utmost conviction. That I know of, he has never compromised his integrity to God or to himself. He admitted that he has thought many times of entering the priesthood, but knows that cannot give up his dream of having a family. In my eyes, Howard is not a particularly attractive man, but not unattractive. He is tall, large framed, and has a pleasant laugh and a friendly face. His eyes are especially kind, but have a hint of something else--a certain sadness that isn't perceptible upon first glance. He seems downtrodden. And it is nothing less than heartbreaking to watch.

This is a man who has so much to offer, and has truly lived his life at God's mercy, and, so far, that life has not included that which his heart desires, which is the noblest thing I know of. Dating experts, image consultants and anyone who proclaims to know "what women want," could provide a thousand reasons why Howard is single. He is too shy, perhaps he isn't the take-charge kind of guy. Maybe he's a bit nervous, and socially awkward. Maybe not dating enough has caused him to approach the opposite sex with trepidation, and, like how babies become disgruntled when held by people who feel uncomfortable around babies, women react adversely when they subconsciously pick up on Howard's nervousness. Maybe Howard doesn't know how to dance, and he needs Will Smith to teach him. Maybe the women that are drawn to Howard have different romantic goals than he does. Maybe they view sex differently than he does...I spent my weekend trying to think of ways in which, like Will Smith, I could comb Howard into a person that beautiful women would want to fall in love with. Because, let's face it, ladies--we need more men like Howard to to marry us, to raise our children, and to remind us that being a man means coming home to the same woman every night, making a living for his children, and never compromising his values. As Barack Obama once said, we need less baby daddies, and more fathers.

But, now that I think about it, that was actually pretty selfish of me. Howard even mentioned how he keeps politely declining a female friend's offers to "hook him up," and I missed his point entirely. Howard will not settle. He doesn't need or want to change himself in order to become someone he believes to be deserving of great love.

And now, as I sit here, in the dark, writing in exhaustion, unable to sleep because every time I close my eyes, I think of Howard sitting next to the campfire, enjoying the presence of others, but keeping to himself. As I drank too much wine and belted out the lyrics to "Sweet Caroline," and "I Will Survive," Howard sat, contemplating his own life as he stared into the glowing embers, whose warm glow caused everyone else to lower their inhibitions just a little bit.

As I recall Howard's silence, I'm filled with a deep sadness. I know Howard deserves so much more. And I admire him, I truly admire him for having such strong convictions, and for never compromising them.

Although it is the image of Howard's face that has been burned into my mind that reduces me to this blubbering mess, I know that I am not only crying for Howard, but for myself, too, and the parts of me that I see reflected in Howard, and also the parts of me that aren't enough like Howard. And for the fear that I could "end up," just like him.

You Actually Take This Shit Seriously?

2008-10-16T16:24:00.000-05:00

After about six months working at an organization that promotes media reform, I've come to the following conclusion about what people on television think: "the longer I can keep talking, the longer my dick will grow." Seriously, guys, STFU.

Q

2008-10-07T14:13:00.000-05:00

Does anyone else think that the word "queue" is an inapropriate waste of letters?

Validated!

2008-09-12T22:39:00.000-05:00

I went to eat Moroccan food with a friend this afternoon, and left the restaurant feeling extremely validated to realize that the tagine kefta I've been cooking this week was far better than what they served. Also, to not even have cous cous on the buffet is just...unacceptable. No freshly baked bread, either!

We ended up talking quite a bit about cooking, and how the food we ate growing up and the way our parents cooked effects our desires to cook, as well as our taste buds--what appeals to us. My family encouraged me to eat all different kinds of foods, but I was somewhat unadventurous until college, when, after reading Holy Cow, I decided to try Indian food. After that, I never looked back, and have only avoided foods that contain the few things I knowingly dislike. (Cilantro and celery!) The great thing about cooking is that I can pick and choose ingredients, and leave out the cilantro or jalapenos when the recipe calls for it!

Growing up, my mom was the one who could be counted on to make good, quick meals that were always tasty, never too fancy, and Just What You Wanted. She makes a lot of chili, roasted vegetables, tacos...and mixes a damn good margarita. Recently, as part of a jihad against high fructose corn syrup, she began baking her own cakes for birthdays, and made a great Italian Cream Cake, Cheesecake, and Carrot Cake...although, we both would agree, probably not quite as good as the Whole Foods Carrot Cake!

However, while I certainly inherited my mother's ability to whip up a good, wholesome meal everyone can enjoy on the go, I think that my love for cooking and interest in trying new, complicated recipes comes from my dad. He is the one who will go to a restaurant, order something complicated (or not!), and say "hmm, this tastes interesting...I wonder what's in it..." and then decide to re-create it. He worked for years to re-create the sauce from a barbeque restaurant that he and my mom enjoyed in college. His recipe is only distributed among family members, and is occasionally given out to friends as wedding gifts! The sauce is handed out every Christmas, in cute little mason jars. I've been onto him to send me a case of sauce up here in DC! He seems to enjoy baking more than anything else, and once made me and my brother and sister spend a Saturday morning picking dewberries in a field outside our house, so that he could make dewberry pie! Another one of his staples, which he makes every holiday, are pralines with orange rind, and he once spent the day trying to re-create the cream frosting that comes inside a Shipley's cream filled do-nut! That was a hoot.

While I'm not a baker, and I'm not nearly skilled enough to re-create recipes from scratch, I seem to have inherited his fearlessness in the kitchen. I gather the ingredients before I even finish reading the recipe, which I generally don't do until I'm done cooking it! This becomes problematic when I find that I'm lacking an appliance to make a certain dish, but I always seem to find a way around that! Hmm, should I add "creative problem solver" to my resume?

Remember Ren and Stimpy?

2008-09-09T14:50:00.000-05:00

I've been getting the impression lately that my generation is just a little bit fucked up, and was recently reminded of how that might have come to be. Enjoy!

Things That Make Me Laugh, Cry, and Cringe

2008-09-03T13:02:00.000-05:00

So, I live in the city. I use public transportation, and I don't have a car. I walk, at the least, 2 miles a day. Ever since I moved here, shoe shopping has become an entirely different experience. When I find a cute pair of shoes, instead of asking if I could see myself strutting around the bars in them, I ask if I could see myself walking the half-mile from my apartment to the Metro stop, climbing the 3-story escalator, and hiking home when I inevitably stay out past midnight and can't get home on the Metro. Thank god flats came back into style. But, for those days when I can't even face those, there's an answer! (Zomg, I'm totally kidding, guys. Do you really think I'd go around with those stupid springs on my shoes?)

Anyway...let's get on to the baby mama drama. Can I just say that the fact that John McCain's campaign has turned into an episode of Jerry Springer is, like, the best thing that could have ever happened? Seriously. It feels like Christmas...on ecstasy...at 6 Flags...getting laid! Although, I have to thank McCain, Palin, and, of course, Bristol and Levi for making my job way more interesting for the next few months. I mean, if I thought the 1998 hairclip was blog worthy, this is priceless. Hugsies!

I have to ask, though, isn't there something about the name Bristol that makes it really easy to envision a bunch of high school jocks sitting around the lunch table talking about what a slut she is? Ahh, well...we should support the union and send a beautiful gift from their registry. I've got dibs on the Levi's towel!

On a serious note, if choosing a floozy like Palin was McCain's first major decision, and he didn't even check into her credentials, how is he going to handle presidential decisions? Secondly, are they seriously going to act as though a teenage pregnancy is not just ok, but something to celebrate, just as long as Bristol and Levi get married? What about setting an example for the rest of the country? I'm not a parent, so I'm not sure if I'm really qualified to comment on this, but I respect the Palin's decision to not turn their daughter away during this stressful time in her life. However, they can't proceed as though everything is just hunky dory. Please have the decency to give us some speeches about the difficulties of parenting, and admit that, while there's really no arguing that abstinence is the best way to prevent pregnancy, it doesn't work out like that for everyone, and there are other alternatives.

Once Upon A Time...

2008-09-01T22:30:00.001-05:00

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived in a small town with her Mommy and Daddy and her little brother and sister. She loved them all very, very much, and she was very happy living with them. Happy as she was, though, this little girl wished and dreamed for something more. She dreamt of going to the big city. She dreamt of traveling the world. She knew that there were so many things to see, and her Daddy told her that she was right, but that she would have to work very, very hard in school first.

So, the little girl, one day when she wasn't quite as little anymore, decided that she would only be satisfied with the very, very best. She stayed up night after night, studying as hard as she could, so that she could, one day, leave the small town she loved so very, very much and move to a big city and travel across the world. She had friends, some of them very good friends, but they all came and went, and the little girl didn't care very much, because she knew that all she had to do was to work hard, just like her Daddy said.

The little girl did very, very well, and accomplished many things. Everyone was very proud of her. When she was a young woman, she moved away from the small town and went to school in a city--not quite as big as the city she had always dreamed of, but "it'll do, for now," she thought. She liked to watch movies about bigger girls in bigger cities, who had lots of beautiful clothes and shoes, and friends to shop, eat, and go dancing with, and who would hug them if they were sad.

The little girl knew she had to keep working hard, but watching these movies made her a little bit lonely, so she decided to make some friends. Her friends made her very, very happy, but soon they all began to move to the big, big city. The little girl was very lonely and sad without them. Then, one day, she had the best idea! She decided that she would go to the big, big city, too!

So, when the little girl was no longer a little girl anymore, but a grown woman, she packed her bags and moved to the big, big city. She was never scared, as she had always imagined she would be, because she had so many friends to shop, eat, and go dancing with, and they would hug her if she was sad.

The little girl finally lived in the big, big city! All her dreams had come true! She ate the finest food, shopped at the finest stores, and went dancing at the finest places. She had the very best friends, too. The very best. The little girl's life was perfect!

The only problem was that most of her friends worked very, very hard, too--sometimes too hard, the little girl thought. That was the problem with people in the big, big city, the little girl realized. They all have to work very, very hard, because that's what people in big cities do. Sometimes, they don't have very much time for their friends, and it made the little girl sad. It was easy to keep making new friends, but the little girl didn't want to spend the rest of her life making new friends.

She began to think about her Mommy and Daddy, and how they loved each other very, very much. She realized that she wanted to love someone very, very much, too, and that she wanted him to love her back very, very much. She told this to her friends in the big, big city, but they didn't understand. They were too busy. The little girl, who was not a little girl anymore, and hadn't been for quite awhile now, realized that she wanted to fall in love. And, the little girl who wasn't so little anymore, realized that sometimes, the big, big city is not the place you want to be when you realize that you want to fall in love.

So, the little girl decided to leave the big, big city. She didn't know where she would go, but she hoped that she would live happily ever after.

Palin: Party Like It's 1998

2008-09-01T12:49:00.000-05:00

It's not really something I plan on losing a lot of sleep over, but I will admit that I'm slightly worried about the following scenario: John McCain gets elected, dies, and then Sarah Palin becomes the president. I mean, COME ON, it's like electing my mother vice president! Apparently, what Hillary Clinton's historic "18,000 cracks in the glass ceiling" bid for the presidency actually means, is that any soccer mom with boxy suits and a bouffant (left), as though it where 1998, is qualified to run the country! And I don't even like Hillary Clinton, nor do I think she's all that historic. And, a minor in Women's Studies gives me the right to say so...although, I also like it when guys open the door for me and buy my dinner, so I'm not exactly sure how much credibility I have left in that area.

And don't even get me started on Cindy McCain...if I had 6 million dollars, and my husband called me a "cunt" aboard the campaign plane that I was paying for, I would eject him without a parachute. It's bad enough that the poor woman actually has to have sex with John McCain, but, no, she has to be subjected to abusive language while she squanders away her hard-earned (well, ok, let's not get carried away...) cash paying on his stupid campaign transportation.

I wouldn't mind going to a John McCain rally, just so I could slip her a note saying "I'm so sorry!" At least she knows how to dress, though. And, if you hadn't noticed, three days after Palin came on board, she lost the bouffant (right) and was sporting new glasses. Well, if no other good comes out of this, at least the poor woman got a makeover.

Whoohoo, I've Decided What I'm Going to Do With My Life!

2008-08-30T21:15:00.001-05:00

After closing down my kitchen at 10:15 on a Saturday night, after a full day of cooking--the Chicken Cacciatore turned out amazing--a friend humorously pointed out, if all I do these days is cook for people and work out, how is it that I'm still single? (Especially given the fact that I fully intend on having sex everyday once I'm in a relationship.) Haha, my friend was right--isn't that every man's dream? ;) Ahh, well...

Now, about that Chicken Cacciatore...I started with a jar of Paul Newman's Cabernet Marinara sauce, which is my favorite--some of the others taste a little weird, I think. I let that simmer on the stove for about half an hour, and added some garlic, fresh basil leaves, mushrooms and onions. I peeled the meat off a pre-cooked rotisserie chicken, and tossed it into a large pan. Then, I added two chopped onions, 10 oz. chopped mushrooms, a can of diced tomatoes and 3 tbsp. of olive oil. It was looking thick, so after it simmered for awhile, I poured in some chicken broth. It cooked it until the sauce started to burn around the edges of the pot, my favorite, and it was absolutely to die for. This will freeze well, and just get better and better as the week goes on. Can't wait!

So, apart from my cooking, I've been busy making a major life decision! ASAP, I'm going to apply to photography school at Ohio University in Athens, OH. I read awhile back about their School of Visual Communications, which sounds top-notch, and I balked at the fact that it was in Ohio. But, after visiting the website and being totally blown away by some of the student work, I read up on Athens. It's a cute little town, and by little, I mean the nearest Whole Foods, Target, and Ann Taylor Loft (the three stores I can't do without) are a little over an hour away...but that's ok. They have a cute downtown area and lots of outdoorsy things to do...Burlington, VT is echoing through my head. It's very dog-friendly, and they have a vibrant arts scene, lots of local grocery stores, farmers markets, shops and restaurants. Plus, Ohio University was rated by US News and World Report to be one of the top ten most attractive campuses in the nation, which is important if you're going to be taking a lot of pictures. Also, get this, in Ohio, they have four distinct seasons! I've heard of this...but haven't ever actually lived in a place that had them. DC this past year was just really cold...and then really hot. Oh, except for the rainy season. Well, that's actually not been so much a "season" as it has rained almost everyday, but that's not important.

Anyway, it's taken me a long time to realize that I want to do photography, and I know it's going to be a challenge to make a living at it, but that is something that working a desk job for the past six months has made me ready to accept. I don't like sitting around all day--being sentient. It sucks the life out of me. Not to sound depressing, though. I know this track will make me very, very happy and leave me feeling fulfilled everyday. I'm still planning to learn Arabic, as much as I can, and, as a photographer, as far as choosing places where I'd want to travel, my main interest will definitely be the Middle East and North Africa. I just won't be caught up in the racket of the Middle East Studies degree, which may or may not be useful in ten years, whereas photography is forever.

That Do-Nut is Mocking Me

2008-08-29T12:48:00.000-05:00

As I mentioned earlier, I've been doing a lot of cooking lately, and I feel the need to brag about my creations. :) (Keep in mind that, with the exception of a few months after I moved into my first kitchen, I, up until about a month ago, considered sloppy joes on crackers to be a quality, home-cooked meal.)

On Wednesday, I made a chicken salsa verde with a sour cream sauce, sprinkled with feta. I'm not eating carbs right now, so this is an excellent dish because the salsa verde sauce (I used Ortega) is very low in carbs. Heated up, it makes a quick, filling breakfast, if you can stomach chicken in the morning. (I can stomach anything, anyime.) As with most things, I think this would be delicious served on a bed of arugula.

Earlier in the week, I bought a pound of frozen, cooked shrimp from Giant and could hardly choke them down...I didn't think there could be so much of a difference between farm-raise and wild-caught shrimp, but, boy, was I wrong...yesterday, after work, I bought a couple of pounds of frozen, uncooked "pink pearl" shrimp caught in the Florida Keys. They were delicious, and their attractive pink color made handling them so much easier to stomach. They didn't even smell bad!

They turned out delicious, and, after thawing, I cooked them in olive oil with sea salt and ground pepper. Last night, I made a black bean sauce, with avocado, lime juice, cumin and chipotle seasoning. I served this warm, and made a cold avocado, onion and orange salsa to go with it. I sprinkled feta and fresh tomatoes on top, and served on a bed of arugula. This has been my most delicious creation, and I would absolutely serve it at a dinner party.

I'm planning to spend the weekend cooking...between a friend's visit, a few too many trips to Ann Taylor Loft, buying a bed, and the impulse purchase of a fabulous mirrored side table, I have about $250 to last me until the 15th of September! That means no nomming out...which is sad, and will be quite a feat if I can pull it off, since nomming out is my absolute favorite! However, I'm feeling equally excited about the meals I'm planning to cook. I've spent the week purusing Epicurious and Williams Sonoma for recipes. I'm planning to cook 3-4 low fat meat dishes that will freeze well, so I can easily bring my lunch to work. If I can start curing the tagine tonight, (you have to soak new tagines in water for twenty-four hours before using them, or else they will crack) then I will make tagine kefta, or Moroccan Meatballs. Additionally, I'm planning to make Chicken Cacciatore with Roasted Garlic Sauce, Chicken in Carmelized Onion and Merlot Sauce, and 6 Hour Chili. It's supposed to rain all weekend, so I can't wait to curl up on the couch with a book and waft in that delicious chili smell.

And...while we're on the subject of cooking, let's just take a few moments to make fun of ourselves. ;)

And, oh yeah, I'm not a slut.

2008-08-28T14:29:00.000-05:00

The other day someone told me that they thought getting into a relationship meant "losing options." Now, I don't know if this person meant "options" as in the ability to date a bunch of people at one time or if they meant "options" as life choices. I took it as the latter, but I often misinterpret things, so I guess I'll assume they meant both.

Question--aren't we supposed to have relationships? Isn't that kind of what it's all based on? Also, maybe I live in a fucked up city, or maybe it's just a fucked up time, but it seems like the majority of people I come across are very anti-relationship. They say they want it "at some point," but, over the past couple of years, I've watched people actively turn down opportunities for relationships. I try not to judge, but this really, really saddens me. I was raised to value commitment more than anything, and I often find myself wondering what the point of dating is if you're not seeking a relationship and marriage. As I relay my dating experiences to my mother, she is constantly astounded by the amount of "emotional baggage" people carry around that keeps them from having functional relationships. She tells me that it didn't "used" to be this way. I can't help but wonder (yeah, the Bradshaw reference) if she's right, or if her experiences and those of her friends were simply more pleasant than mine--perhaps it's only me that attracts the emotional fuckwits!

I've always known, since I was about 14, that I wanted a relationship, that I wanted to marry young. I just never said so. I think, back then, and even more so now, that there is a stigma attached to wanting those traditions. People tend to think you're weird. As I get older, though, the amount that I care about other people's opinions decreases more and more.

On my profile on a dating website I belong to, I've asked people not to message me if their heart isn't open to a relationship. "If I had a dollar for every time I've heard the phrase 'I'm not ready for a relationship,' then I would probably be able to buy myself a sweet pair of Manolos!" Guess how many messages I've gotten since I included that caveat in my profile? ;) (A grand total of zero.)

During the first few months I lived in DC, I had a date just about every week. I feel like I've matured about ten years since then. I've defined what I'm looking for and figured out what characteristics I want in a significant other. It's kind of like the Google "advanced search" feature. And, innocent dating is fun, I totally agree. It gives you an excuse to buy cute outfits and make-up! However, after the few months that it took me to "refine my search," I realized that I just don't have the patience to sit through another mediocre date. I'm ready for someone to sweep me off my feet, not invite me to sit on a park bench and watch Family Guy on their iPod in the freezing rain. For me, falling in love doesn't equate lost options, it opens a world of new ones!

Mastering the Art of...?

2008-08-26T13:47:00.000-05:00

So, I'm pretty much the worst blogger ever, but several books I've read recently have inspired me to pick this back up again.

I'm like the last person on earth to read Julie & Julia, by Julie Powell, who, for a year, cooked every recipe in Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking...I always prided myself on being pretty fearless in the kitchen, (i.e., I'm not afraid to touch raw meat...although I screamed just a little bit recently, after unwrapping raw salmon and seeing that it was covered with SCALES on the other side, and is only that pretty, healthy pink color on the top) but, my god...I read on the Metro this morning about cooking the feet of young calves...I'm from Texas, and will never be a vegetarian, but, even I have to say, that almost turned ME! However, I'm excited to discover that this lovely book is being turned into a movie for release next year.

I've been doing quite a bit of cooking myself lately, and recently ordered a Moroccan tagine, in which I'm planning to make tagine kefta, or Moroccan Meatballs, which I ate, very authentically, straight out of the tagine under the starry sky in a rural village in the Rif Mountains. I don't expect to master Moroccan bread making anytime soon, mainly because I'm not planning to even make an attempt! My kefta will taste just as delicious on a baguette from Whole Foods!

A major theme in Julie & Julia is the "healing" quality of cooking. She takes on this project in order to distract herself from her dead-end job, looming thirtieth birthday, and the fact that she might not be able to have a baby. Basically, her story is a reminder that having a successful relationship is not always the key to happiness, which is something I feel I've been forgetting just recently. The best advice I've ever taken is in Elizabeth Wurtzel's The Secret of Life, which talks about the importance of having hobbies and interests, no. matter. what. I've recently discovered that work, dating, shopping and going drinking with friends (although absolutely fabulous) are NOT hobbies! There needs to be "more," and I'm absolutely devastated over the fact that I've hardly touched my camera since I moved out here...which is sort of why this is going to become a blog of all things, rather than just food and nomming!

Nomming Across the Nation

2008-03-08T00:19:00.000-06:00

At the urging of my friend Elliot, who was consistently amazed by my nomming abilities throughout the month of my unemployment, following my move from Austin, TX to Washington, DC, I've started the food blog.

Moving away from the city where I've lived (off and on) for the past four-and-a-half years, I wasn't afraid of being uprooted from friends and family as much as I was afraid I'd miss all of Austin's great nomming parlors (aka: restaurants). However, I've been enchanted by all of the amazing places to nom, right within my own little corner of the city. I realized just how important a part of my life nomming had become when I sent an e-mail to a friend in Austin describing the house I found in DC, which happened to be right around the corner from the house where my BFFs live. "I'm going to be working like 60 hour weeks, so being close enough to hang out for an hour or so after work is a huge priority for me," I told her. "Plus, it's just so easy to stay in this neighborhood, it's close-ish to work, and I know where everything is...there's this great buffet and salad bar right when you get off the Metro, a Whole Foods, a Thai place, an awesome Indian place, and this fantastic sandwich place right in my area. And yesterday I found this GREAT falafel place that's only one Metro stop up!"

When I realized that six out of the eight reasons I provided were food related, I knew I had become quite the nommer.

So, today, I'd like to consider falafel, a word which isn't nearly as much fun to write in English as it is in Arabic. Anyone who hasn't tried Amsterdam Falafel in Adams Morgan...go there, do this, NOW. It's completely worth the crowds--not only because they let you load up your own falafel sandwich, but also because they serve truly authentic frites with Dutch mayonaise. Heart-stopping fries dipped in mayonaise is a Dutch tradition I partook in everyday for the month I spent in Holland with my grandmother as a kid, and again last summer. I didn't think I'd ever be able to find such authenticity on this side of the pond, especially in Texas, so thankgod for Amsterdam Falafel!